Dialogue

Paul: Who would you rather have sex with? A dolphin or a sheep?

(time to ponder)

Me: A dolphin. Seems like there would be more lubrication.

A couple minutes later...

Paul: Hey Mark, who would you rather have sex with, a sheep or a dolphin?


(without pause)

Mark: A dolphin. I've heard they know how to have a good time. (Or something relatively close to that).

Nothing about tonight was too outlandish. Weekdays are difficult for getting amped to be outlandish, we all have class or some kind of responsibility to attend to. Instead we played trivia trying to name off players from sports teams of years past. I hadn't heard the name Mickey Morandini in a long time.